Thursday, October 2, 2008

The feeding...

It's. Frightening.

Every minute that food is devoured there is some extra noise going along with it. The most irritating of them all is the litany of "MMmm" "MM" "MMM"'s. It's fairly normal to give an approving "MMM-mmmm" when you START eating, but all the way through? Toss those in with "SO good" mumbled in between a few times, and all the munching, slurping and smacking and you've got ole IR with a little something extra!


That's it. I'm buying a gun.

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