Saturday, October 2, 2010

You may remember me....

From back in '94? I had this little blog called the "Idiot Roommate Blog". You may recall the trials and travails of one "IR", also known as "Idiot Roommate". Well, here I am again, but this time I've got a new one.. "Idiot Coworker", or "IC" for short.

You will be AMAZED at how similar these two are. It's actually kinda frightening. There's already a couplea months due on this one, but it'll take time for me to remember all the insanity that's been produced so far. In the meantime I'll start making posts about current events.

Have a great day!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

It's a sad, sad day....

I had to fire IC yesterday. Yes, after letting him get away with jobicide for a month, yesterday he didn't bother to show up or even call. He left me no choice in the matter.....


May I have a moment of silence for the departed IC.

........................................................


*cue rock band*

And now it's time to celebrate!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Why me....

So, the IC got himself a PSP for his barfday a couplea days ago and has taken it upon himself to do nothing but play it all.... day... long.

Normally I wouldn't care as it would keep him out of my hair, but...

He's decided that he apparently needs to play it while sitting right behind me. Yeah, he shoves his chair back here and plays no more than 3 feet behind me while I'm trying to work. So I get to hear all of his asinine mumblings the whole freakin day.

.... AWWW..... SO cool..... how did he DO that...... SO not right.... You THOUGHT you had me.... AWWWW UNcool.... blah blah blah...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Dayum.....

Bad enough ole IC tried to get free dollars out of me with his damned memory card thing, then at the end of the day he went to the other store and tried it on them!!

What a friggen idiot. (Yeah, that's why he's IC.)

IC - Hard at work, as usual.....

*sigh* Sometimes.....

Ya just want to slap someone upside the head.

IC bought a memory stick reader thing a few months back, (which he had absolutely NO use for) and since he can't use it, he asked if we could sell it in the store. Well, we can try but the odds of selling something so bloody useless are about 1 in a million.

Today, he asked me...

IC: "Can I go ahead and get the $8 out of the register for this memory stick?"

Me: "Did you sell it?"

IC: "Well no, but the owner said he would just give me money for it and then sell it."

Me: "Well, have him call me and tell me that and I'll give you the money for it. But as far as I'm concerned you'll get that money after it's sold, not before."

IC: "Oh, but he said....."

Me: "And I said have him call me and tell me that. Problem solved then, right?"

IC: *dejected look, then turns and walks back up front*

Me: *under breath* "freakin idiot..."

Friday, October 17, 2008

Man, that pit is deep...

Whatever one it is that IC lives in...

It's cloudy and raining outside right now. Not a speck of sunshine anywhere to be seen. Outside again, here's what he came out to say. Right out the door...

IC: "The sun, man. It's burning people up. SO bad. Cancer."

Me: *Glances over with raised eyebrow* "......."

IC: "The ozone. It's still disappearing ya know."

Me: *Still looking incredulously* "........."

IC: "Problems."

Me: "Ri-i-i-i-i-ght."